1. Bayahibe, Dominican Republic
Thanks, but no thanks.
2. Nosy Komba, Madagascar
Wouldn’t even be caught dead here.
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Umm no. Just no.
4. Nice, France
LOL…no.
This is literally your worst nightmare.
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WTF is this? No.
7. Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia
You’d probably just rather not.
How could anyone stand this?
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9. Pranang Beach, Krabi, Thailand
Clearly, this is a miserable, miserable place.
Okay, this is starting to get awkward. Nope, nope, nope.
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Never in a million years.
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